- GM – Shaggy
- Hash Cash – Sister Auntie Climax
- Hash Cash Ass – Sheep Shagger
- Flash – Shiny Helmet
- Trailmaster – Giles Molester
- Trailmaster Ass – Bruised Willey
- Nibbles – One Night Stand
- Nibbles Ass – Greek Mother (Som)
- On Sec – Short Time (Drew)
- On Sec Ass – Roger Me
- Website – Dave
- Songmaster – Lech
- Songmaster Ass – Big Package
- Piss – Shag-a-little
- Piss Ass – anyone and everyone